Wednesday, August 22, 2007!
Written with ♥ by 2S1; 7:34 PM
To: The bastards who are having P.D.A.
For a start, we all know that the person who claims to be 'xinyi' is not Xinyi. We're not that bloody stupid, thanks.
Oh yeah.
Shut your bloody gap up if you don't know how to spell, okay? For pete's sake, do you need to go back to kindergarten or something? Seriously. If we were to count, your spelling mistakes would add up to more than a gazillion, I swear.
And by the way. We're all glad that you all are exercising safe sex. We don't want you to end up with an underaged/single mother, do we? Because then the poor girl would have to raise the child up herself, or abort it, which both are negative solutions. Plus, the guy can be put behind bars or get charged for having illegal sexual intercourses with underaged girls, otherwise known as statutory rape.
I know, the both of you, your thinking is way too restricted to have understood what I've just said. Too bad, you know. At least I know what I'm talking about. But you both? Nah.
Because.
You wanna' get a hotel, choose a better one, okay? Hotel 81 is for low-class people. You're probably suggesting, 'low-class people like yourselves'. Oh, I understand. If you were born in the period of the Mauryan dynasty or any time near that, it's impossible for you to move to an upper caste, which fully applies to the state you all are in now:
Downright bloody low-class people who'll never make it big, yes?I bet you didn't understand a single shit thing I've said, either. Aw, so much for being clever, right?
Oh yeah. Don't go for Hotel 81. Go for Fullerton or something. More worth the money.
Oops, I forgot, y'all are low-class people who probably wouldn't ever set foot into a single nanometre of the Fullerton. Oh, sure.
So in other words, JUST SHUT YOUR FREAKING HELL UP IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.Thanks for your undivided attention.
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